I want to tell you about a little package a received from so divine
The package included the Sweet Sensation Butt Plug, the Halo Bullet Vibe, the Lovesexy textured vibrator and the Sweetest Taboo Wand. Oh, and a stick of strawberry flavoured rock, yummy. Read More
Sometimes, in sex toy testing, you get utter turd to review, and giving a balanced review can be a tricky ask. Sometimes, in sex toy testing, you get something that is a complete game changed and you actually worry whether your words can do it justice. So, challenge accepted, Read More
Fleshlight is quite possibly the worlds best selling wank, and y’know, it’s half decent, but there are some problems, so I was pretty excited to see them launch a smaller and more affordable version – the quick shot. Awesomely, I was offered one to test and review by 4playsure. The one I have is the Fleshlight QuickShot Vantage, but there is also the boost variant available. Read More
Is it a sock? Is it a wank sock? Well kinda. This dearest readers is a woolly wanker. Designed and made by swoon kink, The Slinky Minx have sent me one to test, so here we are with a review of an unusual item: a Cashmere Masturbation Sleeve.
Some time ago now I was sent this rather unique glass dildo by 4playsure. Then they had a baby, my mind went off on a random journey of stupidness and the review kind of fell by the wayside. However, I really want to let you know about the Nikita Glass Dildo since it’s really rather good.
One of things I pride myself on, when reviewing toys here on subsmissives is my honesty. I also think I’m pretty fair. The art of a good review is after all, to tell you, the reader, what is good and bad about the toy – and if it as bad for me, is that because it’s a bad toy, or is that because, actually, it’s just not congruent with our likes.
Whilst I have a decent collection of mid-range sexy equipment, I don’t have a load of “luxury” bobbins in my bedside cabinet. Before the fates at subsmissives smiled upon me and generously thrust Read More
