25 Feb

which satisfyer is best? satisfyer comparison & guide

A while ago, we reviewed the Satisfyer Pro 2, and we absolutely loved it and had no hesitation in recommending it to all and sundry. The company behind that toy has now released 4 new Satisfyer models, bringing your choices to 5 Satisfyers.  But, which Satisfyer is best?  In the words of a certain bald, oversize-collared comedian, there’s only one way to find out

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21 Feb

Lovehoney Desire Rechargeable Wand

There’s one thing that power-hungry hedonistic junkies such as us at subsmissives are on the search for, and that is the ultimate cordless wand.  The doxy we have is a staple of our collection, but there are some times when a cord just gets in the way.  We had the fortune to not only review but also give away an O-Wand recently, and now it’s the turn of the Lovehoney Desire Rechargeable Wand.

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09 Feb

MysteryVibe Crescendo App Controlled Poseable Vibrator

It’s been quite a while since I received the MysteryVibe Crescendo to review.  That’s testament to the fact that the Crescendo is really rather unique.  Take a look around the MysteryVibe website; you won’t fail to notice – they talk a lot about personalisation and the uniquities of every body.

 

It is perhaps a surprise then that when it arrives, it is contained within what is Read More

05 Feb

Partner Plus Couple’s Vibrator

The Partner Plus couples vibrator isn’t our usual kind of toy, and that’s for several reasons.  Firstly we have nothing but bad experiences of this type of toy, well I say bad, more disappointing than bad.  Secondly, we don’t have penetrative sex terribly often, for many reasons, and thirdly, they are usually prohibitively expensive for something that might not work for us.  Read More

27 Jan

Lovehoney Desire Sex & Chocolate Gift Box Set

The age old question, sex or chocolate, chocolate or sex?  Whichever side of the fence you sit (chocolate ftw), Lovehoney have you covered with their Lovehoney Desire Sex & Chocolate Gift Box set.  And we were lucky enough to be sent one to test & review.

The set was spawned from a spot of Lovehoney photoshop magic that went down a storm. Read More

23 Jan

Laid B1 Granite Butt Plug (Black Granite)

Dearest reader, I want to introduce you to something of a first for me, courtesy of Velvet Fleurs, I’ve had a rock up my arse!  That rock is none other than a fine piece of granite – the Laid B1 granite butt plug from the range of Laid toys at Velvet Fleurs.

 

The Laid B1 granite butt plug is a real thing of beauty, which is accentuated by the simple packaging that it arrives in – giving definition to the word ‘understated’.

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