31 May

His Nipple Kit from CalEx


I absolutely love a spot of nipple play, but so few toys are designed for the male nipple, so I was really excited when sextoys.co.uk sent me the Cal Exotics His Nipple Kit to review.

 

This was to be my first delivery from sextoys.co.uk, and I was super pleased when His Nipple Kit arrived in a plain white box that was the very epitome of discretion.  Good job, sextoys people!! Read More

29 May

Waiting – Mistress’ Friend & Ally



Oh waiting how I lovehate thee. So simple in guise, so simple to use, yet nothing more effective has come to the fore.

 

Oh waiting how I lovehate thee.  Sometimes you are short sometimes you seemingly never end, Mistress’ friend, merely my acquaintance.

 

Oh waiting, how I lovehate thee.  Together with Mistress you taunt my mind, of possibilities yet to unfold.

 

Oh waiting, how I lovehate thee.  When I long for more Read More

25 May

butt plug long term wear guide

As a regular (albeit lurking of late) on the Lovehoney forum, I am encouraged yet slightly disappointed by the regularity with which one particular question appears.  Can I go out wearing a butt plug long term?

 

I am encouraged because clearly there is a large appetite for this ‘kink’.  I am disappointed because, well, can’t you use the search bar?  But that’s a rant for another day.  And to be fair, I’ve noticed the forum search is broken at the time of writing, but I digress.

 

Spoiler Alert… Read More

24 May

Black Berlin Restraints Set


What do you look for in a pair of cuffs?  Comfort? Versatility? Kink Factor? Ease of Use?  Whatever it is, the Black Berlin Restraints from MEO.de are exactly what you are looking for.

 

Both wrist and ankle cuffs arrive in clear plastic bags, and both follow the same design; a luxuriant black padded leather cuff with a lockable buckle and 3 D-rings.   The matt black leather, smart stitching and smooth lustre of the steel adornments; just lying there in their packaging, the cuffs already have you mesmerised under their control. Read More

19 May

Mistress wants to play a sexy game

Can you possibly imagine the delight I felt when Mistress tells me it’s time to play a sexy game.  Yeehaw, I think, my luck has finally come.

 

Let me rewind a little in the scene to paint you the picture.

 

It’s one of those rare occasions when the children are being housed all weekend at the in-laws, giving us some quality Mistress & sub time.  To make things extra special, we’ve been partaking in some tease and denial most evenings, so by the time the weekend actually arrives, my frustration levels are pretty high, and Mistress has the evil eye down to a Tee.  The rules are that if I can make it to Monday Read More

18 May

womanizer w100 clit vibe

In the hunt to give M the most perfect of orgasms, nothing has quite caught my attention like the Womanizer.  For weeks and weeks I lusted after owning this somewhat outlandishly designed new innovative product.  It was beginning to cause me nightmares, I just knew that this was going to be awesome, but it was way out of my price range.

Fortune favours the, well submissive in this case, since a small windfall came way and I found myself taking receipt Read More

17 May

Blush OHM Tantra G






Do you remember when all toys came in either pink or fuchsia?  How the world has changed, via purple and black I now find myself holding a cool mint Blush Novelties OHM Tantra G.

 

This toy is relatively small, measuring just 5in from tip to screw cap, and is pretty slim too, with the exception of the bulbous G-spot stimulating head.   The green is pale and minty in complection; and made from a firm yet smooth silicone.  Read More

16 May

fuckslut silicone lubricant

FUCKSLUT the bottle proudly proclaims.  From Anal Virgin to Butt Slut in Seconds it continues.

It’s pretty clear this lube isn’t your regular lube that’s trying to look innocently like any other cosmetic sitting on your shelf.  Black bottle, modern bold lettering, no this bottle is bucking the trend.  It’s for no-nonsense kinksters who want what it says on the label.

 

What’s not so clear is that this is a silicone based lube; it is there for all to see in the minute small print on the back, but it isn’t immediately obvious.

 

The bottle comes sealed in a tear-off plastic shrink-wrap, which in a change for its type, I actually had zero problem finding the end of.  Flick up the lid, and you’re ready to rock (or FUCK!) Read More

12 May

dominix cat claws skin scratcher

dominix cat claws

Have you ever seen something and instantly wanted it?

Unless its pizza, I’m a fairly well-behaved individual, in control of my desires and generally pretty frugal.  The desire to have something RIGHT NOW!!! is not something I’m especially familiar with.

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But, when the Dominix Cat Claws appeared on the What’s New section at Lovehoney, I just had to have them, and for good measure I actually ordered 2!  Thus began the longest 48 hour wait for a sextoy in recent memory!

 

Such was my impulse when purchasing these cat claws that Read More

02 May

Mistress – my Queening

Since the birth of child number 2, our opportunity to indulge in BDSM has diminished.  The days or rather extended weekends of Domme/sub play have turned into little snippets when and where we can.

 

What this means though is that sometimes it comes at the most unexpected of times, and whereas in our relationship previously we kept the vanilla and the spice separate, today they live alongside each other.

 

Let me share with you an event from earlier this month.

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