31 Jul

national orgasm day 2016

Pizza, Ice cream, Cake; all the finest things have their own national days, so it should come as no surprise that national orgasm day 2016 is a thing too.  And what’s more, it’s today!!

I love a bandwagon, so here I am hopping about the National orgasm day 2016 with my very own blog post.

My thoughts on orgasm are at two extremes of the orgasm spectrum.

You see, my devotion to M initially made me want to give her as many orgasms as possible.  This is how our journey down the sex toy route started off.  It became apparent over time that quantity is not everything, and so attention turned to quality.  That’s great since sextoys still play their part, but now a focus is much more on learning about M’s body, what she likes and what she do Read More

27 Jul

spank test

I’d really love to try spanking, but I’m afraid it will hurt too much.  Does this sound like you?  Well, maybe you should try the spank test.

 

What is this spank test you mention?

Good question, and when it was first suggested to me by an uber-spankee, this was my reaction too.

The spank test is a kinky suck it and see type arrangement.  A way to sound out the paddles, to cut out the crop, and to whip up a stir about what does and doesn’t work for you.

 

 

Ohhh, sounds interesting, tell me more…?

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25 Jul

Tantus Echo Handle Silicone Dildo

I almost don’t want to write this review since it marks the end of the box of goodies I had from Tantus.  But, here I am writing it nonetheless.  So what is the last item from the box to get subsmissives review?  It’s the entirely unique Tantus Echo Handle.

 

I’ve never seen anyone other than Tantus carry a dildo with a handle. Would that be a Dildandle? But it seems such a genius idea…

 

I was particularly intrigued because, in the dynamic of our sexual relationship, there is Read More

21 Jul

THRUST Pro Ultra Chloe Super Ribbed & Bumps Vagina

My good friends over at Lovehoney are doing their level best to get the world excited by male toys.  Good on you I say, there aren’t enough wankers out there.  I’ve been the beneficiary of a sqweel xt, and of REV1000 so far this year; one of those was really rather orgasmic, the other wasn’t.  The latest wave of wankage courtesy of Lovehoney is the new superlative laden THRUST range.  I was fortunate enough to be sent the Chloe to test.

 

Chloe comes in a box, a white & red box, it’s one of those vaguely familiar boxes, but actually represents a real change for male toys. I find they usually Read More

18 Jul

Licx Closer Intimate Wipes

Licx are a young British company, aiming to take care of your sexual wellbeing needs.  They proudly proclaim to be a British company selling British made products, furthermore they love feedback! They recently sent me a package for review.  Licx Closer Intimate Wipes are the subject of my first review from the package.

 

The wipes come in a pack of ten, and, at a casual glance could easily be a pack of make-up remover wipes.  The packaging proclaims natural ingredients and British manufacturing.  Typical of many wipes, the colouring is pastel green and white.  Clearly we are being conditioned by the admen to associate these colours with cleanliness.

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15 Jul

Snap Strap from Tantus

About 6 weeks ago now, Tantus sent me a package of review items.  So far, we’ve loved the Tantus Plunge, and had mixed experience with the Tantus Curve, now it’s the turn of the Tantus Snap Strap.

 

I had really high hopes for the Snap Strap, my research had learned of a real vicious sting, and after experiencing the Plunge, I don’t mind admitting I was a little scared of exactly what it might bring. Read More

11 Jul

gnom

Gnom
/ gnom /
adjective (onomatopoeic)

(Of or pertaining to) the extreme enjoyment of the thought of eating any given culinary delight. Most frequently associated with ice cream, pizza, cake.
gnom, gnomness, gnomability, gnomage Read More

07 Jul

Mistress Feels a Little Horse

Life is full of clichés. At the end of the day, when all is said and done, it is what it is.  Horse play or animal play of any type, for that matter, has never been on my hard limits, but nor has it been on my must try list.  The same may be true for you, however don’t look a gift horse in the mouth; don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.

 

The session is going much like any other. The curtains are closed; some low level music playing on the Bluetooth speaker. I am Read More

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