29 Sep

House of Eros Medium Weight Flogger

I can be a little obsessive, I don’t know about yourself, but no matter how hard I try, some things I just get fixated on. My phone for example, although owing to a freak accident my current phone is a crock of steaming poop, it goes everywhere with me.  In an effort to be cool over the existence of my blog, I have not synced anything subsmissives related with my phone.  The House of Eros Medium Weight Flogger however, is the result of an email that is making me reconsider that.

 

You see, I was on a short break, as seems to the fashion in the month of August, despite the frankly daylight  Read More

26 Sep

ManCunt Hybrid Lube from MEO

I find myself in the awkward position of needing to type a word I wouldn’t usually use, but here goes. This is my review of the MEO ManCunt Hybrid lube.  There, I said it, and the world’s still turning so it’s not all bad.

 

I’m in two places simultaneously with this lube – which means I like it, what with my love of the word juxtaposition.  The first Read More

23 Sep

OVO J2 Rabbit Vibrator

The J2 Rabbit Vibrator from OVO Lifestyle Toys is one of those new style rabbits that seem to becoming ever more popular.  I remember back in days of yore, when a rabbit was this noisy contraption that sounded like a cement mixer with the shakes.  The new phase of rabbits includes vibrators with clit arms, and that is what this, the J2 from OVO is.

 

So, what to expect?  Well, there’s no rotation from the rabbits of old, and there’s no fancy clit ears.  What you get is a sleek and rather Read More

21 Sep

An exciting development – An introduction to a submissive

Exciting News

Dearest reader, I have some super exciting news to share with you. It turns out I have at least one person who likes my writing.

The story goes like this; a little while ago I happened upon a really quite unique UK-based sexuality themed venture, and the wonderful red-haired woman running it. We had a few twitter exchanges, a few DMs and a few emails…

I am of course referring to Ruby, and her KnickerRockerGlory (KRG) website.

 

It’s great, because although I love the writing, and being creative and all that jazz, getting some positive feedback is so empowering!  Careful – sub with power, topping from the bottom alert!  I try to give the air of not caring, but y’know, I do take the occasional look at my stats.

What is super-awesomely-mega exciting is that she has asked me to write an article or two for her website, and I only went and said “ohhh go on then!”.  Deep breath, cos here goes…

An Introduction to a submissive

 

Quite possibly the most difficult thing in the entire world is writing about oneself, at least it is for me.  You see, when you’re talking, it’s dead easy to be whatever you want to be. You have tone, body language, facial expression click here to continue reading on KRG

 

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19 Sep

Blush Carbon Fibre Spark Butt Plug

I can’t even remember now where I first saw the Spark Butt Plugs from Blush Novelties, but I instantly knew I must have one; so I was overjoyed when Blush agreed to send me one for this here review.

I’m not your stereotypical blokey bloke; I’m not a fan of football, I’d rather drink lemonade than lager and I don’t DIY.  However, something about the carbon fibre appearance of the Spark butt plug got my manly bits whirring; I honestly think this plug is a beauty – behold its carbon fibrousness!  Read More

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