31 Dec

seven swans a-swimming – the seventh day of christmas

It is my pleasure and honour to announce the first guest post on subsmissives, for the seventh day in the 12 days of Christmas, I present Seven Swans a-swimming by an anonymous author.

“Seven Swans a-Swimming”

 

Checking e-mails on a Monday morning could feel a little like Russian roulette after a relaxing weekend.

Fifty-four, how in only two days could Read More

29 Dec

five gold rings – the 5th day of Christmas

The fifth in an unrelated series of stories, inspired by the 12 days of Christmas; Day 5: Five gold rings

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, five gold rings.

It’s Christmas, the time I am allowed to revert back to my childhood and get all excited for the week. A time to eat, drink and open presents.

 

Todays present was in a pretty small box, Read More

28 Dec

Four colly birds – the 4th day of Christmas

The fourth in an unrelated series of stories, inspired by the 12 days of Christmas; Day 4: Four colly birds

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, four colly birds.

It’s Christmas, the time I am allowed to revert back to my childhood and get all excited for the week. A time to eat, drink and open presents.

 

My true love was out, she had some urgent matter to attend to, but true to form, she had left my present beneath the tree, Read More

25 Dec

Partridge in a pear tree – the 1st day of Christmas

The first in an unrelated series of stories, inspired by the 12 days of Christmas; Day 1: Partridge in a pear tree

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a Partridge in a Pear Tree.

It’s Christmas, the day I am allowed to revert back to my childhood and get all excited for the day. A day to eat drink and open presents.

Or rather the one present that my true love has left for me. Read More

23 Dec

Artemide Dildo Mahogany Wood from SexWoodenToys

I recently introduced you, dearest reader to SexWoodenToys (SWT) through my review of the Poseidon wooden butt plug.  Well, we’ve also had the pleasure of the Artemide dildo, this time made from mahogany.

 

Artemide, or Artemis, for those not in the know is the Greek goddess of many things, including hunting, virginity and childbirth.

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