27 Jan

Lovehoney Desire Sex & Chocolate Gift Box Set

The age old question, sex or chocolate, chocolate or sex?  Whichever side of the fence you sit (chocolate ftw), Lovehoney have you covered with their Lovehoney Desire Sex & Chocolate Gift Box set.  And we were lucky enough to be sent one to test & review.

The set was spawned from a spot of Lovehoney photoshop magic that went down a storm. Read More

23 Jan

Laid B1 Granite Butt Plug (Black Granite)

Dearest reader, I want to introduce you to something of a first for me, courtesy of Velvet Fleurs, I’ve had a rock up my arse!  That rock is none other than a fine piece of granite – the Laid B1 granite butt plug from the range of Laid toys at Velvet Fleurs.

 

The Laid B1 granite butt plug is a real thing of beauty, which is accentuated by the simple packaging that it arrives in – giving definition to the word ‘understated’.

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17 Jan

#TeamAmazeballs – The Fifty Shades of Grey Tighten and Tease Silicone Jiggle Balls

Fifty Shades of Grey Tighten and Tease Silicone Jiggle Balls

Introducing a review of the Fifty Shades of Grey Tighten and Tease Silicone Jiggle Balls by Emmeline Peaches, as part of the TeamAmazeballs collaboration.

More #TeamAmazeballs collaborations, oh yeah! I’m practically jumping for joy! And why not, when my given product is a set of pristine silicone jiggle balls, courtesy of Subsmissives.

And, yes, you may have noticed that these jiggle balls aren’t identical to the Fifty Shades of Grey Tighten and Tease Silicone Jiggle Balls. They lack the luxurious black silicone and have, instead, replaced it with a more signature Lovehoney purple.

That’s because these jiggle balls actually came out of the Lovehoney Big Box of Sexual Happiness Ultimate Sex Toy Gift Set—a rather inspired move by Lovehoney to provide partners with 24 fun and practical little items to enjoy and enhance their sex lives together (and solo, should they choose). Read More

05 Jan

Twelve Drummers Drumming – the 12th day of Christmas

The twelfth and final in an unrelated series of stories, inspired by the 12 days of Christmas; Day 12: Twelve drummers drumming

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, twelve drummers drumming

Twelve by Hannah Lockhardt

 

Drumsticks, brushes and mallets are available in different weights and sizes. Hickory, Maple and Oak are the most common types of wood used for drumsticks.

A player will often choose whichever stick size feels most comfortable and suits their playing style. Sticks can also be wooden-tipped or have a nylon tip.

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04 Jan

Eleven pipers piping – the 11th day of Christmas

The penultimate, and eleventh in an unrelated series of stories, inspired by the 12 days of Christmas; Day 11: Eleven Pipers Piping

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, eleven pipers piping

 

My true love has always had pretty decent organisational skills, but even I was surprised just how quickly he’d managed to organise this one.

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02 Jan

nine ladies dancing – the 9th day of christmas

The ninth in an unrelated series of stories, inspired by the 12 days of Christmas; Day 9: Nine Ladies Dancing

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, nine ladies dancing

 

It’s the new year. Like many people, I’d resolved to make changes.  My changes were fairly straight forward, spend less time worrying about work, and be more of a lover to my true love.

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