A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away… This is how most epic stories begin, so my youth tells me, and so I thought it only right to start my epic review of the Alpha Male 3 Stimulator from MEO in a similar manner.
First there was Fuckslut, then there was Mancunt, and now I present to you EZ2Fuck. The chaps over at MEO certainly have a knack when it comes to developing names for lubricants. The nature of the names isn’t the only consistent factor as regards MEO lubes – they all also come in a rather […]
I recently received a package from MEO for testing & reviewing for your reading pleasure. The box was really heavy, which is proper exciting, it had my mind racing as to what delights might be inside. Cracking it open, I was perhaps a little surprised to find a piece of black metal gleaming at me […]
I find myself in the awkward position of needing to type a word I wouldn’t usually use, but here goes. This is my review of the MEO ManCunt Hybrid lube. There, I said it, and the world’s still turning so it’s not all bad. I’m in two places simultaneously with this lube – which […]
Tit. Tower. Two words that perhaps have no overlap. Until that is you put them together to get Tit Tower. Suddenly it becomes a whole lot more awesome. Whatever it is, you wanna know more don’t you? The Tit Tower is the latest item I am reviewing for MEO.
One of things I pride myself on, when reviewing toys here on subsmissives is my honesty. I also think I’m pretty fair. The art of a good review is after all, to tell you, the reader, what is good and bad about the toy – and if it as bad for me, is that because […]
I always love receiving a parcel from the folks at MEO, especially when the product is as awesome as the steel dildo they sent me last year, even if that particular review did earn me a trolling. Anyway, onwards to the next MEO provided review. It’s a little scary this time, and it is the […]
Blogiversary, I hate the bloody word, for a start it should have two g’s, and secondly it’s stupid anyway. So, instead, I present to you subsmissives 1st anniversary giveaway. Yes, time flies when you’re having
The plan was a simple one. Parachute in, maintain a low cover, learn sexy stuff and immediate extraction. I had my day at Eroticon 2017 planned with military precision, such is the calming effect of planning on this rather anxious individual.
Cara Sutra runs the pleasure panel, which you may have seen on twitter, where regular people like you and me get to review adult products for Cara’s website. Nocturna Electro G-seeker Back in October, Cara selected me to test and
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