26 Oct

Bound Nubuck Leather Heart Shaped Crop

I dunno about you, but I associate nubuck with my teen years, and that means the nineties (yes I am that old).  The Bound Nubuck Leather Heart Shaped Crop however is truly a fine piece of kit that my teen self would have had absolutely no clue over what it was.  We possess several crops already, but when sextoys.co.uk offered me this to review, I jumped at the chance.

 

My package from sextoys.co.uk arrived safely, discreetly and quickly.  I had to take my machete-like utility knife to get into the well-sealed bag, but when I finally did get through the packaging, I set eyes on the goodies within and immediately asked M to invoke the spank test.

 

“Tomorrow”, she said.

 

So when tomorrow came, and the kids were safely asleep in bed I whipped Read More

09 Oct

Orgasm Control with Electrastim

Dearest reader, I want to introduce you to one of Mistress’ best friends.

It’s a sextoy like no other, but one which has featured in several places on the blog already.  Mistress likes it so much since it has an effect on me like nothing else.  It produces reactions that I just have no control over, and the sadistic streak in her likes the fact that she, ultimately, has caused that reaction.

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29 Sep

House of Eros Medium Weight Flogger

I can be a little obsessive, I don’t know about yourself, but no matter how hard I try, some things I just get fixated on. My phone for example, although owing to a freak accident my current phone is a crock of steaming poop, it goes everywhere with me.  In an effort to be cool over the existence of my blog, I have not synced anything subsmissives related with my phone.  The House of Eros Medium Weight Flogger however, is the result of an email that is making me reconsider that.

 

You see, I was on a short break, as seems to the fashion in the month of August, despite the frankly daylight  Read More

15 Jul

Snap Strap from Tantus

About 6 weeks ago now, Tantus sent me a package of review items.  So far, we’ve loved the Tantus Plunge, and had mixed experience with the Tantus Curve, now it’s the turn of the Tantus Snap Strap.

 

I had really high hopes for the Snap Strap, my research had learned of a real vicious sting, and after experiencing the Plunge, I don’t mind admitting I was a little scared of exactly what it might bring. Read More

29 Jun

tantus plunge silicone paddle




Where do I start with the Tantus Plunge?  This is a paddle I have wanted for what can only be described as fages.  The trouble when you’ve wanted something for so long is that a pedestal begins to form, and sometimes the toy just doesn’t live up to those expectations.

 

So I’ve decided to begin by asking, how do you like your spanking? 

Is it hard?

Is it gently?

Perhaps noisily? Read More

13 Jun

Classic Leather Tawse for SH!

The Classic Leather Tawse is my first delivery from Sh! Womenstore, so it was a lovely surprise to find, within the plain jiffybag, a beautifully wrapped package.  Well, this is what Mistress has said anyway; I just wanted to see the Tawse!

 

Within our beautifully wrapped package was the red version, in all its resplendent leather and suede and shiny stainless steelness. Read More

01 Jun

Estim Clamps – ElectraStim Uni-Polar ElectraClamps







It’s an interesting development that what started as one of my kinks has swiftly become one of Mistress’.  This suits me just fine since it means it happens all the more often.  I am of course referring to a spot of cock and ball play.

 

It all started with the fact I like a tight grip during masturbation.  I don’t just mean tight like you’d hold on to the last piece of pizza, but the knuckle whitening death grip of a first time roller coaster rider.  This naturally led to experimenting with Read More

31 May

His Nipple Kit from CalEx


I absolutely love a spot of nipple play, but so few toys are designed for the male nipple, so I was really excited when sextoys.co.uk sent me the Cal Exotics His Nipple Kit to review.

 

This was to be my first delivery from sextoys.co.uk, and I was super pleased when His Nipple Kit arrived in a plain white box that was the very epitome of discretion.  Good job, sextoys people!! Read More

24 May

Black Berlin Restraints Set


What do you look for in a pair of cuffs?  Comfort? Versatility? Kink Factor? Ease of Use?  Whatever it is, the Black Berlin Restraints from MEO.de are exactly what you are looking for.

 

Both wrist and ankle cuffs arrive in clear plastic bags, and both follow the same design; a luxuriant black padded leather cuff with a lockable buckle and 3 D-rings.   The matt black leather, smart stitching and smooth lustre of the steel adornments; just lying there in their packaging, the cuffs already have you mesmerised under their control. Read More

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