29 Sep

House of Eros Medium Weight Flogger

I can be a little obsessive, I don’t know about yourself, but no matter how hard I try, some things I just get fixated on. My phone for example, although owing to a freak accident my current phone is a crock of steaming poop, it goes everywhere with me.  In an effort to be cool over the existence of my blog, I have not synced anything subsmissives related with my phone.  The House of Eros Medium Weight Flogger however, is the result of an email that is making me reconsider that.

 

You see, I was on a short break, as seems to the fashion in the month of August, despite the frankly daylight  Read More

15 Jul

Snap Strap from Tantus

About 6 weeks ago now, Tantus sent me a package of review items.  So far, we’ve loved the Tantus Plunge, and had mixed experience with the Tantus Curve, now it’s the turn of the Tantus Snap Strap.

 

I had really high hopes for the Snap Strap, my research had learned of a real vicious sting, and after experiencing the Plunge, I don’t mind admitting I was a little scared of exactly what it might bring. Read More

29 Jun

tantus plunge silicone paddle




Where do I start with the Tantus Plunge?  This is a paddle I have wanted for what can only be described as fages.  The trouble when you’ve wanted something for so long is that a pedestal begins to form, and sometimes the toy just doesn’t live up to those expectations.

 

So I’ve decided to begin by asking, how do you like your spanking? 

Is it hard?

Is it gently?

Perhaps noisily? Read More

13 Jun

Classic Leather Tawse for SH!

The Classic Leather Tawse is my first delivery from Sh! Womenstore, so it was a lovely surprise to find, within the plain jiffybag, a beautifully wrapped package.  Well, this is what Mistress has said anyway; I just wanted to see the Tawse!

 

Within our beautifully wrapped package was the red version, in all its resplendent leather and suede and shiny stainless steelness. Read More

01 Jun

Estim Clamps – ElectraStim Uni-Polar ElectraClamps







It’s an interesting development that what started as one of my kinks has swiftly become one of Mistress’.  This suits me just fine since it means it happens all the more often.  I am of course referring to a spot of cock and ball play.

 

It all started with the fact I like a tight grip during masturbation.  I don’t just mean tight like you’d hold on to the last piece of pizza, but the knuckle whitening death grip of a first time roller coaster rider.  This naturally led to experimenting with Read More

31 May

His Nipple Kit from CalEx


I absolutely love a spot of nipple play, but so few toys are designed for the male nipple, so I was really excited when sextoys.co.uk sent me the Cal Exotics His Nipple Kit to review.

 

This was to be my first delivery from sextoys.co.uk, and I was super pleased when His Nipple Kit arrived in a plain white box that was the very epitome of discretion.  Good job, sextoys people!! Read More

24 May

Black Berlin Restraints Set


What do you look for in a pair of cuffs?  Comfort? Versatility? Kink Factor? Ease of Use?  Whatever it is, the Black Berlin Restraints from MEO.de are exactly what you are looking for.

 

Both wrist and ankle cuffs arrive in clear plastic bags, and both follow the same design; a luxuriant black padded leather cuff with a lockable buckle and 3 D-rings.   The matt black leather, smart stitching and smooth lustre of the steel adornments; just lying there in their packaging, the cuffs already have you mesmerised under their control. Read More

12 May

dominix cat claws skin scratcher

dominix cat claws

Have you ever seen something and instantly wanted it?

Unless its pizza, I’m a fairly well-behaved individual, in control of my desires and generally pretty frugal.  The desire to have something RIGHT NOW!!! is not something I’m especially familiar with.

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But, when the Dominix Cat Claws appeared on the What’s New section at Lovehoney, I just had to have them, and for good measure I actually ordered 2!  Thus began the longest 48 hour wait for a sextoy in recent memory!

 

Such was my impulse when purchasing these cat claws that Read More

10 Apr

Stainless Steel Nipple Pegs

What’s that cliché about not knowing what you’ve got until it’s gone?  That was so nearly me and chrome nipple pegs.

You see, for ages the chrome peg had sat on my wishlist at Lovehoney, but for some reason I had never purchased it. And then with abolition of free delivery it seemed it was destined never to be mine.  The final nail in the coffin it seems was its discontinuation.

 

But then, like a shining knight in kinky armour, Read More

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