24 May

Fun Factory Bouncer – silicone dildo with added jiggle

It was a gloomy morning in February when my search for the best price on a Fun Factory Tiger dildo led me to Orgasmic.co.uk. Here was a site offering premium toys at rock bottom prices.  It almost seemed too good to be true.  So, I took to twitter to ask if anyone knew of them.   My fellow twittering sex toy nuts were soon abuzz with excitement about the prices.  Before long, Read More

23 Dec

Artemide Dildo Mahogany Wood from SexWoodenToys

I recently introduced you, dearest reader to SexWoodenToys (SWT) through my review of the Poseidon wooden butt plug.  Well, we’ve also had the pleasure of the Artemide dildo, this time made from mahogany.

 

Artemide, or Artemis, for those not in the know is the Greek goddess of many things, including hunting, virginity and childbirth.

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05 Nov

Motorhead Bomber Black & Gold Glass Massager

Glass, you say?  Black Glass, you say? Iconic rock band, you say?  I will absolutely test the Motorhead Bomber Black Glass massager for you.  Not exactly verbatim, but pretty much my thoughts when the Lovehoney Tester scheme sent this sleek anal probe my way.

 

Presented in a stylish black and gold box with viewing window. the Motorhead Bomber certainly looks and feels like a premium Read More

25 Jul

Tantus Echo Handle Silicone Dildo

I almost don’t want to write this review since it marks the end of the box of goodies I had from Tantus.  But, here I am writing it nonetheless.  So what is the last item from the box to get subsmissives review?  It’s the entirely unique Tantus Echo Handle.

 

I’ve never seen anyone other than Tantus carry a dildo with a handle. Would that be a Dildandle? But it seems such a genius idea…

 

I was particularly intrigued because, in the dynamic of our sexual relationship, there is Read More

21 Jun

Tantus Curve G-spot & Prostate Dildo

The Tantus Curve is a beautiful piece of silicone.  Upon arrival, it sits in all its understated glory in the box and nonchalantly waits for you to set it free.

 

Proudly proclaiming to offer both G and P spot stimulation, the Tantus Curve is a real promising toy.

 

My Tantus Curve is black, I like black toys, I like black most things if I’m honest, other than Marmite, that’s just yuk.  Being black and silicone, the toy has a lovely soft matt appearance, is as firm as you might expect from a Read More

29 Mar

Metalworx Curve

I’m a big fan of anal play, and when Mistress allows me to indulge in solo pleasure, some form of anal penetration is usually involved.

I’ve tried many textures and when I saw the metalworx curve on sale at £20 on simply pleasures website, I really couldn’t resist.

This isn’t the first metalworx kit I own, but still I was pleased at the sturdy flight-case like storage box it arrives in.

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