21 Jul

THRUST Pro Ultra Chloe Super Ribbed & Bumps Vagina

My good friends over at Lovehoney are doing their level best to get the world excited by male toys.  Good on you I say, there aren’t enough wankers out there.  I’ve been the beneficiary of a sqweel xt, and of REV1000 so far this year; one of those was really rather orgasmic, the other wasn’t.  The latest wave of wankage courtesy of Lovehoney is the new superlative laden THRUST range.  I was fortunate enough to be sent the Chloe to test.

 

Chloe comes in a box, a white & red box, it’s one of those vaguely familiar boxes, but actually represents a real change for male toys. I find they usually Read More

26 Apr

Sqweel XT

Sqweel, M and myself have a long and complex history, which can basically be summed up into Sqweel 2 = meh and Sqweel go = meh, so interesting it was that I was chosen to review the male version of the toy, the Sqweel XT.

Quite what XT means is anyone’s guess, and my best guess is it’s the advertising department going ooooh we need a name that sounds mannish, like GTI, but y’know, sextoyier! Read More

09 Apr

Rev1000 Rotary Masturbator

The Lovehoney tester scheme has sent many many toys my way, and a fair few of them have been pretty good, the vast majority though, especially when it comes to male toys, have been a downright disappointment.

The Autoblow 2 was one such; a seriously bad toy that was reminiscent of a 1980s Thermos.  I kind of had similar expectations for the Rev1000 rotating male masturbator when I was chosen to review it. Read More

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