07 Oct

Electrastim Depth Charge Bipolar Dildo

The Electrastim Depth Charge dildo has been high on my wishlist ever since I acquired my Flick control unit.  I almost can’t believe that Electrastim agreed to send me one to review, but believe it I must since it is sitting on the table next to me as I write this very review.

About the Electrastim Depth Charge

 

Packaged in the by now familiar Electrastim white box is a shiny metal and black prong.  On first inspection, M commented “so now we have a cattle prod”.  To which I replied, “well you won’t want a go with it then will you?!”  And then I ran upstairs.


 

Unfortunately, when I got there, I found that my control box was without power.  Poor planning sub, poor planning.  So I stuck it on charge, which gave me a chance to behold this bad boy!

 

The Electrastim Depth Charge is 10 ½ inches of kinky awesomeness. A 3-inch solid plastic handle containing the input jacks turns into a supple and entirely bendable silicone shaft of 5 ½ inch length.  At the tip of this shaft is the business end – a 2-inch conductive ovoid of what appears to be glass and metal.  At less than 1 ¼ inch in diameter, this ovoid poses no penetrative concerns.

 

This aforementioned business end is a highly reflective metal, with a glass stripe running all round.  The stripe runs in line with the handle, rather than perpendicularly.

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On the whole, it is a well-made, beautiful instrument.  The body-safe materials are nothing less than I would expect from Electrastim.

 

The power is transferred from your control unit via the cables you use with the rest of your kit into the base of the Electrastim Depth Charge.  As with everything Electrastim, the contacts are robust and reliable.

 

Running a quick zap test on my knee, I was surprised that I only really got zapped when the glass was in contact with my skin.  This is because to complete the circuit, you need both metal plates in contact with the skin. With the glass against skin, both metal plates have this contact.  Given the absence of any indicator on the handle as to where the glass line was, I envisaged a tricky time during penetrative use.

 

Anyway, enough waffle, on with the use…

Prostate stimulation

I plugged the cables into the base of the depth charge, and the other end into my control unit. Utilising some electro-conductive lube, which I slathered over the egg, and some regular water based lube on myself, insertion of the Electrastim depth charge dildo was super easy.  There was no trouble, no discomfort or anything of the sort.

 

I started by having a bit of a prod around; it never ceases to amaze me at how accommodating one’s butt can be.  The shaft of the dildo is really bendy, but quite stiff with it.  It is also sprung, so always returns to straightness.  Without a shadow of doubt, this is the single most comfortable thing I have ever had in my bottom.

 

So I had a bit of a prod, a wiggle about, to try and find my prostate. With a regular dildo, this is a fairly straightforward exercise since I’ve found it many times before.  A regular dildo is more rigid in nature, and more predictable as to what will happen when you move it in different ways.  In order to hit my prostate, I ended up pulling the handle up towards my coccyx, almost wearing the handle as a tail.

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The time had come, I was a little nervous.  Test zaps had actually smarted a bit, and turning on the juice whilst the electrode was inside me was genuinely a scary proposal.

With much of my previous Electrastim experience, I know I am quite comfortable on 50-60% power, but because of my nerves, decided to take this steady.

 

I pressed the on button on my Flick EM60, and scrolled to my preferred setting, which is kinda like bzz-bzz-bzz-bzzzzzz-bzzzzzz-bzzzzzz.  The power on low, as low as possible. I needn’t have feared; it is barely noticeable at the lowest setting.  I cranked it up a bit, to about 20% power.  Suddenly, my whole prostate was alive with sensation.

 

It caught me almost by surprise, I let out a gasp, something along the lines of “holy fucking shizballs”.  Never before have I experienced such immediate and incredible stimulation.  It was almost too much.  Almost, but not quite.  I needed to concentrate, or the overwhelming sensation was just going to overcome me and I’d end up squirming around as if the ticklemonster had me in stitches.

 

I tried to position myself so that the Electrastim Depth Charge remained in its present location, but that freed my hands up to, ummm, help.  Not as easy as it sounds, but after a few attempts at letting go, only to find the handle of the depth charge wagging like an excited dog’s tail, I hit jackpot.

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It basically involved laying on the handle, but I didn’t care.  I had the Electrastim depth charge happily buzzing my prostate, and my hands free to see what else would feel nice.  Obviously, I grabbed my cock.  I often find that during prostate stimulation, my cock is floppy, but oozing.  This time was different. I was hard – very hard, yet dry as a bone.  Luckily I still had the lube to hand, so applied some and retracted my foreskin fully.   To my surprise this alone was almost enough to take me over the edge, and along came the juices.

 

I just kind of started oozing, and oozing and oozing some more.  Still hard, I just held my cock in a tight grip, and had a play around with the settings.  Constant stimulation is too much for me, I’m definitely a fan of the patterns – having small amounts of respite from the crazily intense zaps is the only way I can cope with the effects of the electric.

 

Once I was more used to the deep rooted throbbing sensation from the depth charge, I turned the intensity up a little, again resulting in a gasp, and an involuntary clenching of the bottom muscles.  The sensation are really indescribable.  In the sex toy world, you’ll see much discussion about buzzy versus rumbly.  Buzzy is more noise than vibration, rumbly means that the vibrations get deep into your skin, electrastim though is another level entirely.  Where rumbly vibrations go down into the skin, electrastim feel like it is inside you.  Which, with the Electrastim Depth Charge, it obviously is.  The sensations do feel like a vibrator, but so much more. More intense, more deep-rooted, more immediate, more more more!

 

It’s no surprise really that I ultimately had a bloody awesome orgasm.  Awesomely awesome in fact.  It was such a release, so much built up energy released, I bucked and squirmed and generally lost control of my body for a few seconds.   It left me breathless, energyless and in need of chocolate.

 

The flick function with the Electrastim Depth Charge is a bit redundant in self-use.  However, with the controller in M’s hands, it becomes a piece of kinky genius.  M loves the flick setting, she loves being able to control the intensity and frequency with such gay abandon.  Most of all though, she loves the look of fear on my face when I think she’s going to go all psycho with the control unit.  No other toy offers the ability to go from softly softly to WAAAAAAHHH super intense and back again with such ease.

 

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A BDSM tool

 

I started to write about using the Electrastim Depth Charge for a spot of orgasm control, but decided that could be an article in its own right, publishing soon…!

 

So I’m going to talk a bit about external use.  Mistress fondly calls this the cattle prod, and for good reason.

 

We dabble in bondage, that’s no secret, well not to you, dearest reader.  One of the recurring problems with bondage is manoeuvring the bound., well it certainly is for us.  I’m a strapping lad, and the delicate femininity of Mistress cannot easily manhandle me into the position she wants.  Discussions about “just move left a bit, yeah up a bit, oh too far” do detract sometimes from the scene. No More!

 

The Cattle Prod, erm I mean Electrastim Depth Charge solves these problems.  It solves them in the greatest of ways really.  Since you need both metal pads in contact with skin to complete the circuit, a gentle roll over off the skin doesn’t really work.  Instead, what is effective is a good firm prod.  Preferably with the tip.  This delivers the desired power in a tiny area, and is one shocking thing to experience.

 

On high power, it doesn’t matter where you prod your captive, it will elicit a reaction.  It will cause an instinctive movement in the opposite direction.  And so the depth charge becomes an instrument of coercion in a consensual context.  It is worth noting that Electrastim advise use on the lower body only.

 

Add in a blindfold and you can get some proper, ahem, shocking reactions.  The shock is instant, intense and incredible, and elicits cries, yelps and curses.  Or, maybe you don’t want the blindfold, and instead want to play with fear.  Not knowing when the shock is coming and being able to see it coming but being powerless to do anything about are different experiences but both are a great deal of fun, for both parties.

 

So we have a great use as a cattle prod, in posture and placement correction.  By the same process, it can be used to add variation into sensory play.  Crop, feather, pinwheel, electric shock.  Really really versatile.  The key is to think about how you are going to get both sides of the orb in contact with the skin at the same time.  Knees, elbows and armpits are all potential sites where the impact is going to be higher.  If you’re new, just be a bit cautious at first – you know how it goes.

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There’s a final story to tell as regards our use of the Electrastim Depth Charge.

 

I’ve been a good boy, I’ve begged Mistress for some sensation play.  Without too much fuss she has agreed.  This is how I come to be spread-eagled on our bed, naked, ankles and arms kept in place by an underbed restraint system.  I watch as Mistress goes to the bondage box and pulls out the bondage tape.  I wonder what she needs that for when I’m pretty well restrained already.

 

The wonder must have appeared as puzzlement on my face as Mistress looked over at me and let out an almost evil cackle.

From the bondage box she went over to the bottom drawer, where the Electrastim kit is kept.  After a short root-around, she pulled out the depth charge, and the control unit.

 

She stood beside me, and wrapped a length of bondage tape around the top of my leg, right up near my testicles.  Then she did the same a few inches further down.  What on earth is going on I thought.

 

The penny dropped as she aligned the Electrastim Depth Charge along my leg, fastening it with bondage tape.  The tape already on my leg acting as an anchor point.  She positioned the glass and metal ovoid at the very top, one side resting against by leg, the other against my ball sack.

 

“Right” she said, matter-of-factly, “I will ask some questions, you get them right, you get a tickle, you get them wrong…”

She whipped the Flick control unit up and down a few times, the sensation immediately hit my balls, and I swear they jumped up on their own.

 

“When did we meet?” She asked.  “2001” I replied. She leant forward and dragged her nails up my leg, resulting in a shiver of delight rippling up my body.

 

“What did we do on our first date?”

“Well, you had a coffee, and I just started at you…!”

“Very good” she said “Now for something trickier”

She paused

“Before they discovered Everest, what was the tallest Mountain?”

“Everest” I said “they just hadn’t discovered it yet”

She zapped me.  “Waaaaa” I cried as I tried to escape the electricity “What…?”

“That’s for being a smart arse”

 

“How many times does the word ‘love’ appear in the bible?”

“Urm, 60?” ZAP

“How many steps are there to the top of the Eiffel tower?”

“Urm, 600?” ZZZZAPPPPP

“During sex, how much bigger do your balls get?”

“Urm, 6?”  ZZZZAAPPPPPPPPPPP

She had clearly been doing her research on vague questions I had no hope of answering correctly.  The ridiculous questions continued until I was just in a constant state of shock.  The sensation from the depth charge strapped to me was inescapable, intense and actually becoming rather irksome.

 

With every wrong question she increased either the length of the zap or the vigour with which she flicked.  I just could not get away from the ovoid, it was as if it had become part of me.  The whole left side of my groin was both tingling and numb at the same time – a juxtaposition that seems unique to Electrastim type play.  It had reached the point where she could have asked my name, and I mightn’t have known the correct answer.

 

Overwhelming sensations, loss of cognitive thought, Job Done.  Mistress set the control unit to a constant but low intensity, law down the control unit and went in search of her favourite bullet vibrator.

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Rounding up

 

After lusting after the Electrastim Depth Charge for such a long time, I am so incredibly pleased it is everything I had hoped and more.  From prostate awegasms to animalistic prodding, the top quality craftsmanship, body safe materials and overall awesome factor is a surefire winner.  I am loving it!

The Depth Charge was sent to me directly by Electrastim in exchange for this honest review, you can buy direct from them. Alternatively, you can support my blog by buying from the affiliate link below.

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