19 Dec

Lovehoney Desire Luxury Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator – Review

It’s the most wonderful time of the year, which basically means everything is biggerer and glitterier than usual, and so it is with the Desire Luxury Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator.  When I asked Lovehoney if we could review this, I had assumed it was similar in size to the much loved tango.

Now, I’m not talking mahusive, but at 4.5in long, its an inch longer than Tango, and at an inch wide it is also another third wider.  What’s this mean?  Well, to be honest I’m not exactly sure, I think it means it’s just different, but what I am hoping is that Lovehoney have utilised that extra space to pack in even more power and even longer battery life!

The proof as they say, is in the Christmas Pudding, so let’s get merry with the review.

 

The toy comes in a box, it’s simple enough, featuring the standard Lovehoney desire livery, which is somewhere between basic and luxury, but we all know it’s what’s inside that counts, right?

So what is inside?  Well, actually M was rather pleased a little leatherette coin purse.  Oh and the Desire Luxury Rechargeable Bullet of course.  You also get a USB charging cable and an instruction booklet.  Simples.

The Desire Luxury Rechargeable Bullet gains its power by unscrewing the cap, which also houses the control button, and sticking the cable into a little jack.  Once charged, operation is super-easy, a simple press of the button brings the motor into life, bringing forth 3 constant speeds setting and a whole raft of patterns, which I think I counted as 17.

The toy is fired into life by a press of the button on the base, long or short, any press will do.  Regardless of what setting you last used, it always comes on at the lowest constant speed setting. A long press turns it off.  You will need to be patient when pressing the button, as say for example you like mode no 14, 13 quick presses is interpreted by the control button as a single button tap, so just be patient!

This bullet isn’t especially noisy, which is good, though on the strongest speed setting it does seem a little high-pitched.

So as at today, we’ve had the Desire Luxury Recharge Bullet around 3 weeks, and M has used it a lot during that time, we want to give you, dearest reader, as honest an appraisal as possible you see!  On more than half the times she’s used she has switched to another toy after a few minutes, and we just needed to be sure why that was.

The extra size of the toy is both a blessing and a curse, it makes it a tad easier to hold than the likes of the tango, and means a less hunched position should your arms be short.  However M has found that it’s more difficult to pinpoint the vibes from the Desire Bullet into her clit, and on a few occasions has resulted in hushed angry fuck its as she reaches for something more pinpointy.  What this means though is that if you prefer slightly more area-based stimulation you could be on to a winner.  It’s also right up your street if you like a bit of glitter effect.

Having examined the bullet, I think the motor is about half an inch from the tip, which may also help explain why it seems to give more of an area stimulation effect.  The last half inch of the toy is bendy – very stiffly so – but bendy it is, so if you push in it into the body it does have some give.

On the whole the Desire Luxury Rechargeable Bullet is a nice toy, lacking in power for those with needs at the high power end, but it charges more reliably than the tango, is easier to use and perhaps prettier.  It’s a definite alternative if you don’t need the power.

 

Buy yours with this affiliate link at Lovehoney.  The website blurb says it’s a limited edition, so if takes your fancy, maybe hurry?

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