26 Jun

Satisfyer Pro 2 Clitoral Stimulator

It’s not been so long since I eulogised over the womanizer, a toy I yearned for for what seems likes forever!  So, seeing pictures of a new similar toy, the Satisfyer Pro 2 doing the rounds on twitter, I just had to get me one of those.

 

You may recall that we found the womanizer somewhat awesome but that its design was a little… crass. It would somehow manipulate M to multiple orgasms within just a few seconds, but you’d soon want to put it back in the box.

 

We feel completely the opposite about the Satisfyer; M loves its vintage rose gold colour and the almost art nouveau curvature of its design.  So it is perhaps fitting that it does not come with a storage box as does the womanizer – you don’t want to hide this piece of beauty away.

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In complete juxtaposition to the design is the technology, clearly this toy and others like it are paving the way forward in clitoral stimulation. This one utilises a magnetic USB charger; making it waterproof too.  Those magnets are super strong; there’s no accidental disconnecting mid charge.

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The controls of the Satisfyer are simple; a small power button and a larger mode button.  A simple press turns the Satisfyer on, and a longer press turns it off.  The satisfier leaps into action on a grunty low setting, each press of the mode button scrolls through I think 10 increasingly powerful settings before scrolling back down to the low setting.

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The premise here is simple – you attach the silicone head to the Satisfyer, lube up, and apply to the clit.  And then, in our case, on first use, you spend the next 20 minutes cleaning up after a rather messy almost instantaneous orgasm.  Yes that’s right, on its first use, the Satisfyer extracted that most sought after of all elixirs; the female ejaculate.

 

It’s safe to say that nothing has ever had this effect on M before; she’s not a woman that squirts readily; mainly because there’s a bit of a psychological block for her, but the Satisfyer dismissed that and did its job in no time at all.

 

Subsequent uses haven’t been quite so theatrical, and, I’m glad to say have begun to last a bit longer now.  Perhaps through the fact that M is getting more used to the intense suction like sensation, or perhaps because that block is getting in the way of her enjoying it straight away.  We haven’t had that same result again, but the orgasms do cause M to bite into a pillow to stifle the cries of pleasure.  They also cause her body to buck and writhe around as the pleasure takes over muscles.

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How’s it Compare to the Womanizer W100?

Much is similar between the two; they have the same fundamental shape, and similarly placed controls.  Both feature what is best described as a nozzle at the business end; the part that sends those magical stimulating signals to the clit.  Both make a similar noise, which I am now going to aliken to a drone, and both of which go quieter when in use.  Both have similar controls; a separate button for each of power & function.

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Where the differences lie appear at first to be more nuanced; the nozzle is a smidgeon larger on the Satisfyer, and also slightly more elongated in shape. I’m considering describing it as ergonomic, yeah why the hell not, it’s super comfortable to hold both as a third party, and as a solo toy. The Satisfyer seems to make slightly more effort than the Womanizer.  Well, that’s to say it sounds altogether more grunty.  The obvious difference beside appearance is that the Satisfyer is waterproof.  And, perhaps in a genius move, the Satisfyer has the controls buttons on the reverse; the side where the fingers naturally fall when holding on it on oneself.

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Which is better?

I’m not even going to beat around the bush here.  Satisfyer wins hands down for us.  It’s prettier.  It’s more powerful.  It’s got a better name!  And, to boot, I’ve managed to use the Satisfyer on my penis, something I’ve not been able to successfully do with the Womanizer.  The more rounded edges of the silicone nozzle coupled with the marginally larger suction hole has enabled me to get it to stay-put on the tip of my cock.

 

Positioning the suction hole immediately over my urethral opening, and using low power I have been able to appreciate the unique sensation this toy has to offer.  A sensation that is best described as a suck, and that is really intense, too intense for me in fact.  So, if they do ever make the fabled Manizer*, I really hope it’s less powerful!

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The satisfyer Pro2 was sent to me by the manufacturers, EIS GmbH in exchanged for this honest and unbiased review.  Pay them a visit here.

The best price on a Satisfyer at the moment is from Shop Naughty or try Lovehoney Instead

Edit:   Nice’n’Naughty have it for under £50

 

 

*the existence of such a toy is to the best of my knowledge, entirely fabricated, but wouldn’t it be awesome?!

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