18 May

womanizer w100 clit vibe

In the hunt to give M the most perfect of orgasms, nothing has quite caught my attention like the Womanizer.  For weeks and weeks I lusted after owning this somewhat outlandishly designed new innovative product.  It was beginning to cause me nightmares, I just knew that this was going to be awesome, but it was way out of my price range.

Fortune favours the, well submissive in this case, since a small windfall came way and I found myself taking receipt of one womanizer, the baby model, the W100, but hey beggars can’t be choosers, so the black tattoo model it was.

 

I’d set my mind on having this toy with such determination that I hadn’t bothered reading reviews, descriptions or blurb of any type, so somewhat surprised I was at the size of the thing!  I had expected something slightly larger than a bullet, but instead had a TV controller sized contraption with a blowhole!

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In your Womanizer box, in a nice Womanizer liveried zip-up pouch you get your W100, along with two silicone heads, a USB cable and mains adapter.  Everything feels well made, robust and gah who cares – what’s it like!

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All you need to know about operating this medium sized beauty is stick on one of the silicone heads, apply a little lube, small button for on, large button for mode.  It really is that simple.

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The first time that motor kicks into action leaves you wondering what on earth you have in your hands.  The sound is other-worldly; not monstrous but what I’d imagined a UFO to sound like in the distance.  It’s not especially loud, just a bit unusual.  But then nothing about this toy is usual.

 

I’m going to stick with the noise for a moment, since it really is unusual, and not just in tone, pitch or any of those other noise describing adjectives; what is most weird is that it gets quieter when in use!  It’s a mild hum when you’re just playing around with it in your hand but when you pop it on your clit, it becomes almost whisper quiet.

 

As a gentleman, I’ll never possess the first-hand knowledge to be able to describe the sensation this has on your clit, but having witnessed the results I absolutely cannot wait for the manizer*; the larger, glans-stimulating sister of the womanizer.  The best I can say is that’s kind of like a nervous mini-hoover; it seems to suck a little, and shake at the same time, but to be honest, neither myself nor M are too bothered by how it works, but boy does it work!

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I recently wrote about the Doxy and the Tango, both of which have been our go-to toys over the last few years; even in times of extreme stress, these two toys have been able to extract orgasms from M in no time at all, and the same is true of the womanizer.  Every single time she uses it, although it’s never a single time, I get the same verdict – wow!  Now, I’m not sure if this is because it’s all over in a matter of a few minutes; not long enough for her to form an opinion, or if it’s because it’s so good that her mind is just blown.  I suspect a portion of each, such is life’s tendency to be neither black nor white.

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I really cannot underline to you the efficacy of this toy, it literally is lube, turn on, apply to clit, relax and whay-hayyyy!  She doesn’t need to play with strength, patterns, anything, the way it cups her clit just produces the results time after time after time.  She rarely has to reposition it – the contact between her clit and the toy is both reliable and enjoyable – it seems almost perfect from where I stand, in the corner, waiting…

With the womanizer I’m almost redundant, although I am useful for passing the lube and cleaning up afterwards.

 

Buy a womanizer here

 

*the existence of such a toy is to the best of my knowledge, entirely fabricated, but wouldn’t it be awesome?!
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