11 Oct

Countess Clit Vibrating Dildo from Sh! Womenstore

The more M and I experiment with sex toys, the clearer it becomes for both of us that, when it comes to insertibles, we are dildo people rather than vibrator people.  It’s intriguing then that the Countess Clit is a vibrating dildo, and I was super pleased when Sh! Womenstore agreed to send us one for review.

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The Countess Clit is made of a really delicious soft and flexible silicone, the black one I was sent has a lovely shine to it too.  It’s a pretty realistic size – 5.5in in length, with girth between 3.5in and 4.5in.  Less realistic though are the 4 ridges circling the dildo.

 

It is unlike any dildo we already own, not just because of the added vibratory function, but also because of its flexibility.  It’s quite a mean feat to be honest – you can bend the dildo back on itself, but still it maintains its shape.

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The vibrations for the Countess Clit are delivered by a teeny tiny Sh! branded bullet.  The bullet sits in a little crevice moulded into the heart-shaped base of the dildo.  The tip of the bullet touches the edge of the dildo with the clit arm.  At the tip, the thickness of the silicone is very thin, which is both a blessing and a curse.
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The curse strikes when there is no bullet in the hole, the dildo lacks substance at the base where the teeny tiny bullet would be.  It’s not a huge issue, unless you like a bit of firmness to your dildo.  As the Countess Clit widens as you near the base, it is the stretch that this widening gives you that suffers from the absence of the bullet.  Simple solution is to always use a bullet, even if you don’t switch it on!

 

The whole design of the Countess Clit is built around the fact that it vibrates.  The flexible silicone is chosen because it is pretty good at taking the vibrations from the bullet and distributing them across the entire dildo. The wall of the dildo is thin so that the bullet itself can directly stimulate the first inch or so of the vagina when used penetratively.  This is exactly where M gains most sensation from penetration, so it’s all looking good so far.

The bullet-centredness of the design extends even to the clit arm.  Also flexible and shiny silicone, it bends over to befriend the clit – and the vibrations travel up it pretty well in all honesty.

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However, we just could not get on with the Countess Clit.  Yes, it’s very easy to insert, yes it’s super easy to control, with that large base, shaped so you know which way round the dildo is pointing.  But, it’s just not what we like in a dildo.  We like firm, we like resistance, grinding, and sadly that’s not quite this dildo brings to the table.  The clit arm, whilst vibrating just doesn’t quite work either, being too short for M’s anatomy.

 

What Countess Clit offers is a more subtle experience, a more gentle and caressing penetration – one that succumbs to you rather than making you accept its shape.  It’s horses for courses, so if what you want is a caring sensitive dildo, then the Countess is right up your street, and she vibrates to boot!

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Before I finish, I just want a word on the Sh! bullet that comes with the Countess Clit.  That word is Wow!  Ok, it’s no tango, but it’s like a third of the size and battery powered, it delivers some serious punch.  Nice work there Sh! Nice work indeed.

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