08 Feb

Mantric Prostate Massager from Lovehoney review

mantric prostate massager

Sometimes, in sex toy testing, you get utter turd to review, and giving a balanced review can be a tricky ask.  Sometimes, in sex toy testing, you get something that is a complete game changed and you actually worry whether your words can do it justice.  So, challenge accepted, let me tell you how awesome the Mantric Prostate Massager from Lovehoney is.

The concept is a familiar one.  A toy shaped in a by now expected fashion, an L-shaped chunk of silicone with a motor in it.  Or two, in the case of the Mantric Prostate Massager.  There is the usual bulb that features on this particular genre of prostate massager.  The business end that probes to pleasure the prostate.

mantric prostate massager

The box it arrives in is unassuming plain and otherwise unremarkable – pretty much exactly how I like my boxes.  It’s what inside that counts, right?  So inside we have some packing, and inside that we have the Mantric Prostate Massager, and the wee control that goes with it.  It also has a rather snazzy charging cable.  I say rather snazzy since it is three-ended.  Yep, a three-way charger.  A menage-a-troicharger if you will.  Basically for one USB plug you get two ends to charge both the vibe and the control simultaneously.  Bloody genius.

What is missing is a storage bag, but whaddayeknow, Lovehoney sell those too!

mantric prostate massager

So, step one, charge the device.  Simple enough – stick the single end in your phone charger plug (gotta love a USB right?), the other ends are identical so stick one in the massager and one in the hand held remote.  The charger ports are concealed by self-healing silicone to give you a waterproof option.  Then sit and watch the light show!

Once it’s charged up it comes to business…

A quick tour through the functions.  There’s a single button on both the remote and the Mantric Prostate Massager itself.  The button scrolls through a 7 of functions comprising 2 constant settings and 5 patterns.  The toy itself features 2 motors, one which is internal, to stimulate the prostate, and a second which would sit external to stimulate the perineum.  2 of the 7 settings are perineum motor only/prostate motor only.  What I really really like is that the light in the prostate vibe itself glows a different colour depending upon what pattern you have it set to.

The size of the Mantric Prostate Massager is not daunting, though it is not slim, so if you’re new to this kind of thing I would recommend perhaps a spot of warm up with a plug or even a finger.

One it is inserted, with of course some lovely water-based lube, it is an incredibly stable fit.  For me personally, the shape isn’t quite there for it to naturally hit my p-spot.  This isn’t an issue because a little push backwards on the base makes the contact I need, and actually if I’m sat on it, it’s a case of rocking my hips forward a little.

the prostate stimulating bulb (plus dust – it is silicone after all)

Right, let’s try the power.

Actually before I get there, It’s worth noting that once you’ve switched the Mantric Prostate Massager on, it is entirely controllable from the remote.

 

Ok, so I press the button.  <brief pause> Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Even the first setting on this prostate massager is super awesome.  It hits you right in the pleasure zone.  Instant rumbles on the prostate took my breath away, and gasping for air, the stimulation rumbles to your core.  I am so incredibly impressed with the power that this thing carries.  I have always carried a preference for heavy dildos for prostate stimulation, but the Mantric Prostate Massager really is a game changer in this respect.

perineum stimulating bit (also plus dust)

After a minute or so of composing myself enough to concentrate on the sensations that were rumbling through the whole of my groin area, I remembered there was also an external motor here.

I’m sure it is as powerful and as great as the internal motor, but my perineum just doesn’t respond at all to vibration, so yep that’s pretty much all the mention that is gonna get.

 

So, here I am, laid prostrate on my bed, prostate alive with sensation.  I have my right hand positioning the vibe so it is tickling just the right spot, and my left hand gripped round the base of my cock.  Now, usually with prostate stimulation, I get a kinda semi erection, almost like the intensity of the prostate stim is too much for my penis to join in on the game.

The Mantric Prostate Massager breaks this self-learned rule.  I can feel, in the base of my cock, the vibrations that are rumbling through, along my urethra and into my cock.  My cock is hard, like possibly the hardest I’ve ever known it to be.  I’d love to look at it and see just how it looks, but the sensations rumbling through my body are just so much that I can’t actually lift my head to look down.

M, who is watching with a look of amazement on her face starts to undress, but that’s another story.

mantric prostate massager

mantric!

As the sensations rise, and my cock throbs, a wave of pleasure takes over my body.  I almost can’t cope with the intensity and have to relent and release the pressure of the massager on my prostate.

“Fuck me” I breathe out through a pant.  M takes this as a request and duly obliges.

 

Girl on top sex with the Mantric Prostate Massager is simply astonishing.  The strength of erection it gave me, and the endurance that prostate massage seems to reward me with led to an extremely worthwhile and entirely satisfying experience for both of us.  It delivers every time, I seriously this bit of kit.

 

So, the Mantric Prostate Massager.  Absolute game changer for me for prostate stimulation.  Well done Lovehoney.

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