05 Nov

Motorhead Bomber Black & Gold Glass Massager

Glass, you say?  Black Glass, you say? Iconic rock band, you say?  I will absolutely test the Motorhead Bomber Black Glass massager for you.  Not exactly verbatim, but pretty much my thoughts when the Lovehoney Tester scheme sent this sleek anal probe my way.

 

Presented in a stylish black and gold box with viewing window. the Motorhead Bomber certainly looks and feels like a premium Read More

13 Oct

Anal Stretcher – Aluminium Alloy from MEO

I recently received a package from MEO for testing & reviewing for your reading pleasure.  The box was really heavy, which is proper exciting, it had my mind racing as to what delights might be inside.  Cracking it open, I was perhaps a little surprised to find a piece of black metal gleaming at me in the dimly lit hallway.  Taking it out of the box I was confronted by the MEO Anal Stretcher.

 

Regular readers of subsmissives will know that I am no stranger to the odd bit of anal play, and whilst I knew such things existed, I’d never Read More

25 May

butt plug long term wear guide

As a regular (albeit lurking of late) on the Lovehoney forum, I am encouraged yet slightly disappointed by the regularity with which one particular question appears.  Can I go out wearing a butt plug long term?

 

I am encouraged because clearly there is a large appetite for this ‘kink’.  I am disappointed because, well, can’t you use the search bar?  But that’s a rant for another day.  And to be fair, I’ve noticed the forum search is broken at the time of writing, but I digress.

 

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29 Mar

Metalworx Curve

I’m a big fan of anal play, and when Mistress allows me to indulge in solo pleasure, some form of anal penetration is usually involved.

I’ve tried many textures and when I saw the metalworx curve on sale at £20 on simply pleasures website, I really couldn’t resist.

This isn’t the first metalworx kit I own, but still I was pleased at the sturdy flight-case like storage box it arrives in.

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