Sometimes, in sex toy testing, you get utter turd to review, and giving a balanced review can be a tricky ask. Sometimes, in sex toy testing, you get something that is a complete game changed and you actually worry whether your words can do it justice. So, challenge accepted, Read More
Some time ago now I was sent this rather unique glass dildo by 4playsure. Then they had a baby, my mind went off on a random journey of stupidness and the review kind of fell by the wayside. However, I really want to let you know about the Nikita Glass Dildo since it’s really rather good.
There’s one thing that power-hungry hedonistic junkies such as us at subsmissives are on the search for, and that is the ultimate cordless wand. The doxy we have is a staple of our collection, but there are some times when a cord just gets in the way. We had the fortune to not only review but also give away an O-Wand recently, and now it’s the turn of the Lovehoney Desire Rechargeable Wand.
The Tantus Tsunami is the first vibrating toy we’ve tried from Tantus, with the exception of the Tantus Rumble. We’ve found their dildos but really rather good, so when Tantus agreed to send us one for review, we were super excited.
It’s not been so long since I eulogised over the womanizer, a toy I yearned for for what seems likes forever! So, seeing pictures of a new similar toy, the Satisfyer Pro 2 doing the rounds on twitter, I just had to get me one of those.
You may recall that we found the womanizer somewhat awesome but that its design was a little… crass. It would somehow manipulate M to multiple orgasms within just a few seconds, but you’d soon want to put it back in the box.
We feel completely the opposite about the Satisfyer; M loves its vintage rose gold colour and the almost art nouveau curvature Read More
In the hunt to give M the most perfect of orgasms, nothing has quite caught my attention like the Womanizer. For weeks and weeks I lusted after owning this somewhat outlandishly designed new innovative product. It was beginning to cause me nightmares, I just knew that this was going to be awesome, but it was way out of my price range.
Fortune favours the, well submissive in this case, since a small windfall came way and I found myself taking receipt Read More
The third of my promised top three reviews leads me to the toy that brought Lelo into my favour. After less than successful experiences with the Tiani 2 and the Mia, the Lelo Hugo transformed my opinion of Lelo from overpriced disappointment to awesome orgasms.
The Lelo Hugo arrives in a sleek black box, stylish, understated, quality; choose your superlative, it is all of them. The contents continue the theme; a soft and smooth black Hugo, matching control with shiny metallic Read More
If you are at all familiar with my blog, then you’ll have read about the we vibe Tango, for us it is ubiquitous – very rarely does any sort of playtime not involve the Tango.
In fact, it really is such an essential that we have 2, a MkI in purple and a MkII in pink.
It was a no-brainer really that this would be my second new review on subsmissives.
Much like the Doxy, which I wrote about yesterday, the we vibe Tango defines the genre, before we tried the Tango we had been through many many bullet vibes, some good, some not so good, I’m sure this happens up and down the country, in fact world-over. So if you’ve tried Read More
I find myself sat on my sofa wondering how do you best relaunch a new blog?
And then it strikes me – new posts! Such a simple idea, but what do I post about. I suppose the easy option is my favourite toy, so that’s where I am, but what’s my favourite, it’s so difficult to choose just 1 toy.
So, my dearest readers I spoil you with 3 new blog posts, and this the first is the benchmark by which all power is compared. Yes, I do of course mean the Doxy wand.
When entering into the wonderful world of sex toys, it’s not long until someone tells you about mains powered wands, and there are many to choose from, I personally arrived at the Doxy via a lovehoney deluxe wand and a generous discount from bondara.
Let’s not beat about the bush here, if you are serious about sex toys, then a wand is an absolute must have, and why not just cut to the chase and buy the best one there is?
But why is it so great? Read More
