16 May

fuckslut silicone lubricant

FUCKSLUT the bottle proudly proclaims.  From Anal Virgin to Butt Slut in Seconds it continues.

It’s pretty clear this lube isn’t your regular lube that’s trying to look innocently like any other cosmetic sitting on your shelf.  Black bottle, modern bold lettering, no this bottle is bucking the trend.  It’s for no-nonsense kinksters who want what it says on the label.

 

What’s not so clear is that this is a silicone based lube; it is there for all to see in the minute small print on the back, but it isn’t immediately obvious.

 

The bottle comes sealed in a tear-off plastic shrink-wrap, which in a change for its type, I actually had zero problem finding the end of.  Flick up the lid, and you’re ready to rock (or FUCK!) Read More

28 Mar

food mind-fuck #1

I love food.

 

Actually I absolutely adore it, but there are some exceptions to this.  For example, marmite is a hard limit.  There is no way on earth I will ever let that vile stuff anywhere near me.

 

Mistress knows this love of food only too well, and it often forms part of the power She has over me.

 

Let me tell you about one particular day’s meals…

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