09 Feb

MysteryVibe Crescendo App Controlled Poseable Vibrator

It’s been quite a while since I received the MysteryVibe Crescendo to review.  That’s testament to the fact that the Crescendo is really rather unique.  Take a look around the MysteryVibe website; you won’t fail to notice – they talk a lot about personalisation and the uniquities of every body.

 

It is perhaps a surprise then that when it arrives, it is contained within what is Read More

28 Oct

G-vibe 2 Anatomical Massager by FunToys

It’s strange sometimes how the universe works.  Chance encounters, brief glimpses and tenuous links conspire to shine fortune or failure upon us.  A recommendation from a fellow blogger brought myself and M and FunToys together and here you are reading the resultant review of the G-vibe 2.

It’s clear from the get-go that what we have here is something a little different.  Firstly, the G-vibe 2 is an anatomical massager; not a vibrator.  The packaging is not your standard box, but rather a quarter-size poster tube daubed with an arty flower not dissimilar to the anatomy it is designed to massage.

 

Cracking open the package Read More

21 Jun

Tantus Curve G-spot & Prostate Dildo

The Tantus Curve is a beautiful piece of silicone.  Upon arrival, it sits in all its understated glory in the box and nonchalantly waits for you to set it free.

 

Proudly proclaiming to offer both G and P spot stimulation, the Tantus Curve is a real promising toy.

 

My Tantus Curve is black, I like black toys, I like black most things if I’m honest, other than Marmite, that’s just yuk.  Being black and silicone, the toy has a lovely soft matt appearance, is as firm as you might expect from a Read More

17 May

Blush OHM Tantra G






Do you remember when all toys came in either pink or fuchsia?  How the world has changed, via purple and black I now find myself holding a cool mint Blush Novelties OHM Tantra G.

 

This toy is relatively small, measuring just 5in from tip to screw cap, and is pretty slim too, with the exception of the bulbous G-spot stimulating head.   The green is pale and minty in complection; and made from a firm yet smooth silicone.  Read More

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