21 Mar

Pegging advice – a collaboration with Aurora Glory

Back at the start of the year, I made the bold statement that I’d like to do a few more collaborative pieces in 2017.  As with all such bold statements, the number of volunteers tended towards the opposite of infinity.  So, I went looking for some collaborators, and I have a few in the pipeline.  The first though, Read More

25 Feb

which satisfyer is best? satisfyer comparison & guide

A while ago, we reviewed the Satisfyer Pro 2, and we absolutely loved it and had no hesitation in recommending it to all and sundry. The company behind that toy has now released 4 new Satisfyer models, bringing your choices to 5 Satisfyers.  But, which Satisfyer is best?  In the words of a certain bald, oversize-collared comedian, there’s only one way to find out

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27 Jul

spank test

I’d really love to try spanking, but I’m afraid it will hurt too much.  Does this sound like you?  Well, maybe you should try the spank test.

 

What is this spank test you mention?

Good question, and when it was first suggested to me by an uber-spankee, this was my reaction too.

The spank test is a kinky suck it and see type arrangement.  A way to sound out the paddles, to cut out the crop, and to whip up a stir about what does and doesn’t work for you.

 

 

Ohhh, sounds interesting, tell me more…?

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29 May

Waiting – Mistress’ Friend & Ally



Oh waiting how I lovehate thee. So simple in guise, so simple to use, yet nothing more effective has come to the fore.

 

Oh waiting how I lovehate thee.  Sometimes you are short sometimes you seemingly never end, Mistress’ friend, merely my acquaintance.

 

Oh waiting, how I lovehate thee.  Together with Mistress you taunt my mind, of possibilities yet to unfold.

 

Oh waiting, how I lovehate thee.  When I long for more Read More

25 May

butt plug long term wear guide

As a regular (albeit lurking of late) on the Lovehoney forum, I am encouraged yet slightly disappointed by the regularity with which one particular question appears.  Can I go out wearing a butt plug long term?

 

I am encouraged because clearly there is a large appetite for this ‘kink’.  I am disappointed because, well, can’t you use the search bar?  But that’s a rant for another day.  And to be fair, I’ve noticed the forum search is broken at the time of writing, but I digress.

 

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