18 Jul

Bubble Butt Plug Review

bubble butt plug

Vain Toys are a Denmark based manufacturer of premium silicone sex toys, and in the first of two review items, I’d like to tell you about the Bubble Butt Plug.

 

My package from Vain Toys included sweeties, which is always a bonus.  The Bubble Butt Plug, encased in a delicate mesh storage bag and wrapped in crepe paper was an awful lot chunkier than I had imagined! Read More

23 Jan

Laid B1 Granite Butt Plug (Black Granite)

Dearest reader, I want to introduce you to something of a first for me, courtesy of Velvet Fleurs, I’ve had a rock up my arse!  That rock is none other than a fine piece of granite – the Laid B1 granite butt plug from the range of Laid toys at Velvet Fleurs.

 

The Laid B1 granite butt plug is a real thing of beauty, which is accentuated by the simple packaging that it arrives in – giving definition to the word ‘understated’.

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13 Oct

Anal Stretcher – Aluminium Alloy from MEO

I recently received a package from MEO for testing & reviewing for your reading pleasure.  The box was really heavy, which is proper exciting, it had my mind racing as to what delights might be inside.  Cracking it open, I was perhaps a little surprised to find a piece of black metal gleaming at me in the dimly lit hallway.  Taking it out of the box I was confronted by the MEO Anal Stretcher.

 

Regular readers of subsmissives will know that I am no stranger to the odd bit of anal play, and whilst I knew such things existed, I’d never Read More

25 May

butt plug long term wear guide

As a regular (albeit lurking of late) on the Lovehoney forum, I am encouraged yet slightly disappointed by the regularity with which one particular question appears.  Can I go out wearing a butt plug long term?

 

I am encouraged because clearly there is a large appetite for this ‘kink’.  I am disappointed because, well, can’t you use the search bar?  But that’s a rant for another day.  And to be fair, I’ve noticed the forum search is broken at the time of writing, but I digress.

 

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28 Mar

buttplug challenge #1

Several months ago I bought a Diogol Anni from Pabo.com – they had a good deal on Groupon, and it gave me a way of acquiring a metal butt plug at very little cost

Diogol Anni

I’m not sure why I spent so long swooning over owning a jewelled plug, part of it I think is the humiliation of being a male wearing a jewelled plug, and I think the other part is the weight, and the challenge that represents.

The plug arrives in a minimalist small white plastic box, featuring a clear lid so you can view it in all its beauty.

This plug is tiny, I think Read More

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