Sometimes, in sex toy testing, you get utter turd to review, and giving a balanced review can be a tricky ask. Sometimes, in sex toy testing, you get something that is a complete game changed and you actually worry whether your words can do it justice. So, challenge accepted, Read More
One of things I pride myself on, when reviewing toys here on subsmissives is my honesty. I also think I’m pretty fair. The art of a good review is after all, to tell you, the reader, what is good and bad about the toy – and if it as bad for me, is that because it’s a bad toy, or is that because, actually, it’s just not congruent with our likes.
You may have caught my recent posts on Mental Health & Suicide as part of the 2016 Movember campaign. Well, now it’s the turn of that word that no-one wants to hear – cancer, specifically prostate cancer.
An illness that attacks without prejudice; regardless of age, sex, race or creed, most of us will know someone in every demograph that has suffered from its seemingly endless reach.
Movember and I have history. We go way back, through the good times and the bad. This will be my 5th year of having an itchy top lip and banging the Men’s Health drum. Over those 5 years, I have raised several thousand pounds for the cause, and had countless conversations about the core Movember messages. I have recruited dozens of fellow Mo-growers. This year, I invite you, dearest reader to get involved. Read More
It’s strange sometimes how the universe works. Chance encounters, brief glimpses and tenuous links conspire to shine fortune or failure upon us. A recommendation from a fellow blogger brought myself and M and FunToys together and here you are reading the resultant review of the G-vibe 2.
It’s clear from the get-go that what we have here is something a little different. Firstly, the G-vibe 2 is an anatomical massager; not a vibrator. The packaging is not your standard box, but rather a quarter-size poster tube daubed with an arty flower not dissimilar to the anatomy it is designed to massage.
Cracking open the package Read More
The Tantus Curve is a beautiful piece of silicone. Upon arrival, it sits in all its understated glory in the box and nonchalantly waits for you to set it free.
Proudly proclaiming to offer both G and P spot stimulation, the Tantus Curve is a real promising toy.
My Tantus Curve is black, I like black toys, I like black most things if I’m honest, other than Marmite, that’s just yuk. Being black and silicone, the toy has a lovely soft matt appearance, is as firm as you might expect from a Read More
The third of my promised top three reviews leads me to the toy that brought Lelo into my favour. After less than successful experiences with the Tiani 2 and the Mia, the Lelo Hugo transformed my opinion of Lelo from overpriced disappointment to awesome orgasms.
The Lelo Hugo arrives in a sleek black box, stylish, understated, quality; choose your superlative, it is all of them. The contents continue the theme; a soft and smooth black Hugo, matching control with shiny metallic Read More
I’m a big fan of anal play, and when Mistress allows me to indulge in solo pleasure, some form of anal penetration is usually involved.
I’ve tried many textures and when I saw the metalworx curve on sale at £20 on simply pleasures website, I really couldn’t resist.
This isn’t the first metalworx kit I own, but still I was pleased at the sturdy flight-case like storage box it arrives in.