21 Feb

Lovehoney Desire Rechargeable Wand

There’s one thing that power-hungry hedonistic junkies such as us at subsmissives are on the search for, and that is the ultimate cordless wand.  The doxy we have is a staple of our collection, but there are some times when a cord just gets in the way.  We had the fortune to not only review but also give away an O-Wand recently, and now it’s the turn of the Lovehoney Desire Rechargeable Wand.

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09 Feb

MysteryVibe Crescendo App Controlled Poseable Vibrator

It’s been quite a while since I received the MysteryVibe Crescendo to review.  That’s testament to the fact that the Crescendo is really rather unique.  Take a look around the MysteryVibe website; you won’t fail to notice – they talk a lot about personalisation and the uniquities of every body.


It is perhaps a surprise then that when it arrives, it is contained within what is Read More

05 Feb

Partner Plus Couple’s Vibrator

The Partner Plus couples vibrator isn’t our usual kind of toy, and that’s for several reasons.  Firstly we have nothing but bad experiences of this type of toy, well I say bad, more disappointing than bad.  Secondly, we don’t have penetrative sex terribly often, for many reasons, and thirdly, they are usually prohibitively expensive for something that might not work for us.  Read More

27 Jan

Lovehoney Desire Sex & Chocolate Gift Box Set

The age old question, sex or chocolate, chocolate or sex?  Whichever side of the fence you sit (chocolate ftw), Lovehoney have you covered with their Lovehoney Desire Sex & Chocolate Gift Box set.  And we were lucky enough to be sent one to test & review.

The set was spawned from a spot of Lovehoney photoshop magic that went down a storm. Read More

23 Jan

Laid B1 Granite Butt Plug (Black Granite)

Dearest reader, I want to introduce you to something of a first for me, courtesy of Velvet Fleurs, I’ve had a rock up my arse!  That rock is none other than a fine piece of granite – the Laid B1 granite butt plug from the range of Laid toys at Velvet Fleurs.


The Laid B1 granite butt plug is a real thing of beauty, which is accentuated by the simple packaging that it arrives in – giving definition to the word ‘understated’.

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17 Jan

#TeamAmazeballs – The Fifty Shades of Grey Tighten and Tease Silicone Jiggle Balls

Fifty Shades of Grey Tighten and Tease Silicone Jiggle Balls

Introducing a review of the Fifty Shades of Grey Tighten and Tease Silicone Jiggle Balls by Emmeline Peaches, as part of the TeamAmazeballs collaboration.

More #TeamAmazeballs collaborations, oh yeah! I’m practically jumping for joy! And why not, when my given product is a set of pristine silicone jiggle balls, courtesy of Subsmissives.

And, yes, you may have noticed that these jiggle balls aren’t identical to the Fifty Shades of Grey Tighten and Tease Silicone Jiggle Balls. They lack the luxurious black silicone and have, instead, replaced it with a more signature Lovehoney purple.

That’s because these jiggle balls actually came out of the Lovehoney Big Box of Sexual Happiness Ultimate Sex Toy Gift Set—a rather inspired move by Lovehoney to provide partners with 24 fun and practical little items to enjoy and enhance their sex lives together (and solo, should they choose). Read More

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