24 May

Fun Factory Bouncer – silicone dildo with added jiggle

It was a gloomy morning in February when my search for the best price on a Fun Factory Tiger dildo led me to Orgasmic.co.uk. Here was a site offering premium toys at rock bottom prices.  It almost seemed too good to be true.  So, I took to twitter to ask if anyone knew of them.   My fellow twittering sex toy nuts were soon abuzz with excitement about the prices.  Before long, Read More

21 Feb

Lovehoney Desire Rechargeable Wand

There’s one thing that power-hungry hedonistic junkies such as us at subsmissives are on the search for, and that is the ultimate cordless wand.  The doxy we have is a staple of our collection, but there are some times when a cord just gets in the way.  We had the fortune to not only review but also give away an O-Wand recently, and now it’s the turn of the Lovehoney Desire Rechargeable Wand.

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17 Nov

EZ2Fuck Silicone Lubricant from MEO

First there was Fuckslut, then there was Mancunt, and now I present to you EZ2Fuck.  The chaps over at MEO certainly have a knack when it comes to developing names for lubricants.

 

The nature of the names isn’t the only consistent factor as regards MEO lubes – they all also come in a rather smart black bottle, and yep, EZ2Fuck is no exception.  One thing that is also for sure is that, thanks to MEO, I’m sorted for lube for a good while yet. Read More

26 Sep

ManCunt Hybrid Lube from MEO

I find myself in the awkward position of needing to type a word I wouldn’t usually use, but here goes. This is my review of the MEO ManCunt Hybrid lube.  There, I said it, and the world’s still turning so it’s not all bad.

 

I’m in two places simultaneously with this lube – which means I like it, what with my love of the word juxtaposition.  The first Read More

23 Sep

OVO J2 Rabbit Vibrator

The J2 Rabbit Vibrator from OVO Lifestyle Toys is one of those new style rabbits that seem to becoming ever more popular.  I remember back in days of yore, when a rabbit was this noisy contraption that sounded like a cement mixer with the shakes.  The new phase of rabbits includes vibrators with clit arms, and that is what this, the J2 from OVO is.

 

So, what to expect?  Well, there’s no rotation from the rabbits of old, and there’s no fancy clit ears.  What you get is a sleek and rather Read More

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