The more M and I experiment with sex toys, the clearer it becomes for both of us that, when it comes to insertibles, we are dildo people rather than vibrator people. It’s intriguing then that the Countess Clit is a vibrating dildo, and I was super pleased when Sh! Womenstore agreed to send us one for review.
I find myself in the awkward position of needing to type a word I wouldn’t usually use, but here goes. This is my review of the MEO ManCunt Hybrid lube. There, I said it, and the world’s still turning so it’s not all bad.
I’m in two places simultaneously with this lube – which means I like it, what with my love of the word juxtaposition. The first Read More
The J2 Rabbit Vibrator from OVO Lifestyle Toys is one of those new style rabbits that seem to becoming ever more popular. I remember back in days of yore, when a rabbit was this noisy contraption that sounded like a cement mixer with the shakes. The new phase of rabbits includes vibrators with clit arms, and that is what this, the J2 from OVO is.
So, what to expect? Well, there’s no rotation from the rabbits of old, and there’s no fancy clit ears. What you get is a sleek and rather Read More
I’m not your stereotypical blokey bloke; I’m not a fan of football, I’d rather drink lemonade than lager and I don’t DIY. However, something about the carbon fibre appearance of the Spark butt plug got my manly bits whirring; I honestly think this plug is a beauty – behold its carbon fibrousness! Read More
Cock rings are perhaps the perfect beginners toy for a couple looking to expand their sexual interests. In my years, I’ve tried many, from cheap rubber band style rings via stretchy rings with built in bullet to pricey pieces of steel. The latest is the A1 Vibrating Cock Ring sent to me by OVO Lifestyle Toys for impartial review.
I almost don’t want to write this review since it marks the end of the box of goodies I had from Tantus. But, here I am writing it nonetheless. So what is the last item from the box to get subsmissives review? It’s the entirely unique Tantus Echo Handle.
I’ve never seen anyone other than Tantus carry a dildo with a handle. Would that be a Dildandle? But it seems such a genius idea…
I was particularly intrigued because, in the dynamic of our sexual relationship, there is Read More
I had really high hopes for the Snap Strap, my research had learned of a real vicious sting, and after experiencing the Plunge, I don’t mind admitting I was a little scared of exactly what it might bring. Read More
Where do I start with the Tantus Plunge? This is a paddle I have wanted for what can only be described as fages. The trouble when you’ve wanted something for so long is that a pedestal begins to form, and sometimes the toy just doesn’t live up to those expectations.
Is it hard?
Is it gently?
Perhaps noisily? Read More
The Tantus Curve is a beautiful piece of silicone. Upon arrival, it sits in all its understated glory in the box and nonchalantly waits for you to set it free.
Proudly proclaiming to offer both G and P spot stimulation, the Tantus Curve is a real promising toy.
My Tantus Curve is black, I like black toys, I like black most things if I’m honest, other than Marmite, that’s just yuk. Being black and silicone, the toy has a lovely soft matt appearance, is as firm as you might expect from a Read More
FUCKSLUT the bottle proudly proclaims. From Anal Virgin to Butt Slut in Seconds it continues.
It’s pretty clear this lube isn’t your regular lube that’s trying to look innocently like any other cosmetic sitting on your shelf. Black bottle, modern bold lettering, no this bottle is bucking the trend. It’s for no-nonsense kinksters who want what it says on the label.
What’s not so clear is that this is a silicone based lube; it is there for all to see in the minute small print on the back, but it isn’t immediately obvious.
The bottle comes sealed in a tear-off plastic shrink-wrap, which in a change for its type, I actually had zero problem finding the end of. Flick up the lid, and you’re ready to rock (or FUCK!) Read More