23 Sep

OVO J2 Rabbit Vibrator

The J2 Rabbit Vibrator from OVO Lifestyle Toys is one of those new style rabbits that seem to becoming ever more popular.  I remember back in days of yore, when a rabbit was this noisy contraption that sounded like a cement mixer with the shakes.  The new phase of rabbits includes vibrators with clit arms, and that is what this, the J2 from OVO is.

 

So, what to expect?  Well, there’s no rotation from the rabbits of old, and there’s no fancy clit ears.  What you get is a sleek and rather Read More

19 Sep

Blush Carbon Fibre Spark Butt Plug

I can’t even remember now where I first saw the Spark Butt Plugs from Blush Novelties, but I instantly knew I must have one; so I was overjoyed when Blush agreed to send me one for this here review.

I’m not your stereotypical blokey bloke; I’m not a fan of football, I’d rather drink lemonade than lager and I don’t DIY.  However, something about the carbon fibre appearance of the Spark butt plug got my manly bits whirring; I honestly think this plug is a beauty – behold its carbon fibrousness!  Read More

25 Jul

Tantus Echo Handle Silicone Dildo

I almost don’t want to write this review since it marks the end of the box of goodies I had from Tantus.  But, here I am writing it nonetheless.  So what is the last item from the box to get subsmissives review?  It’s the entirely unique Tantus Echo Handle.

 

I’ve never seen anyone other than Tantus carry a dildo with a handle. Would that be a Dildandle? But it seems such a genius idea…

 

I was particularly intrigued because, in the dynamic of our sexual relationship, there is Read More

15 Jul

Snap Strap from Tantus

About 6 weeks ago now, Tantus sent me a package of review items.  So far, we’ve loved the Tantus Plunge, and had mixed experience with the Tantus Curve, now it’s the turn of the Tantus Snap Strap.

 

I had really high hopes for the Snap Strap, my research had learned of a real vicious sting, and after experiencing the Plunge, I don’t mind admitting I was a little scared of exactly what it might bring. Read More

29 Jun

tantus plunge silicone paddle




Where do I start with the Tantus Plunge?  This is a paddle I have wanted for what can only be described as fages.  The trouble when you’ve wanted something for so long is that a pedestal begins to form, and sometimes the toy just doesn’t live up to those expectations.

 

So I’ve decided to begin by asking, how do you like your spanking? 

Is it hard?

Is it gently?

Perhaps noisily? Read More

21 Jun

Tantus Curve G-spot & Prostate Dildo

The Tantus Curve is a beautiful piece of silicone.  Upon arrival, it sits in all its understated glory in the box and nonchalantly waits for you to set it free.

 

Proudly proclaiming to offer both G and P spot stimulation, the Tantus Curve is a real promising toy.

 

My Tantus Curve is black, I like black toys, I like black most things if I’m honest, other than Marmite, that’s just yuk.  Being black and silicone, the toy has a lovely soft matt appearance, is as firm as you might expect from a Read More

16 May

fuckslut silicone lubricant

FUCKSLUT the bottle proudly proclaims.  From Anal Virgin to Butt Slut in Seconds it continues.

It’s pretty clear this lube isn’t your regular lube that’s trying to look innocently like any other cosmetic sitting on your shelf.  Black bottle, modern bold lettering, no this bottle is bucking the trend.  It’s for no-nonsense kinksters who want what it says on the label.

 

What’s not so clear is that this is a silicone based lube; it is there for all to see in the minute small print on the back, but it isn’t immediately obvious.

 

The bottle comes sealed in a tear-off plastic shrink-wrap, which in a change for its type, I actually had zero problem finding the end of.  Flick up the lid, and you’re ready to rock (or FUCK!) Read More

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