25 Feb

which satisfyer is best? satisfyer comparison & guide

A while ago, we reviewed the Satisfyer Pro 2, and we absolutely loved it and had no hesitation in recommending it to all and sundry. The company behind that toy has now released 4 new Satisfyer models, bringing your choices to 5 Satisfyers.  But, which Satisfyer is best?  In the words of a certain bald, oversize-collared comedian, there’s only one way to find out

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09 Feb

MysteryVibe Crescendo App Controlled Poseable Vibrator

It’s been quite a while since I received the MysteryVibe Crescendo to review.  That’s testament to the fact that the Crescendo is really rather unique.  Take a look around the MysteryVibe website; you won’t fail to notice – they talk a lot about personalisation and the uniquities of every body.

 

It is perhaps a surprise then that when it arrives, it is contained within what is Read More

05 Feb

Partner Plus Couple’s Vibrator

The Partner Plus couples vibrator isn’t our usual kind of toy, and that’s for several reasons.  Firstly we have nothing but bad experiences of this type of toy, well I say bad, more disappointing than bad.  Secondly, we don’t have penetrative sex terribly often, for many reasons, and thirdly, they are usually prohibitively expensive for something that might not work for us.  Read More

08 Nov

Gaia Eco vibrator from Blush Novelties

The Blush Gaia Eco vibrator is like nothing I’ve seen before, but at the same time all too familiar.  This is awesome, since, as regular readers will know, I love a juxtaposition.

 

What’s new is that Blush claim the Gaia Eco to be the worlds first biodegradable vibrator.  Now, I dunno about you, but there’s something innately weird about a biodegradable sextoy.  You can almost imagine stories of it turning into compost mid-use.  Blush further claim that the material the Gaia Eco is made from is non-porous.  Whuuuut?  Read More

28 Oct

G-vibe 2 Anatomical Massager by FunToys

It’s strange sometimes how the universe works.  Chance encounters, brief glimpses and tenuous links conspire to shine fortune or failure upon us.  A recommendation from a fellow blogger brought myself and M and FunToys together and here you are reading the resultant review of the G-vibe 2.

It’s clear from the get-go that what we have here is something a little different.  Firstly, the G-vibe 2 is an anatomical massager; not a vibrator.  The packaging is not your standard box, but rather a quarter-size poster tube daubed with an arty flower not dissimilar to the anatomy it is designed to massage.

 

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23 Sep

OVO J2 Rabbit Vibrator

The J2 Rabbit Vibrator from OVO Lifestyle Toys is one of those new style rabbits that seem to becoming ever more popular.  I remember back in days of yore, when a rabbit was this noisy contraption that sounded like a cement mixer with the shakes.  The new phase of rabbits includes vibrators with clit arms, and that is what this, the J2 from OVO is.

 

So, what to expect?  Well, there’s no rotation from the rabbits of old, and there’s no fancy clit ears.  What you get is a sleek and rather Read More

24 Aug

Tantus Rumble Featherlight Vibrator

Have Tantus made the most eagerly anticipated sex toy of 2016? I certainly know many people who were really keen to get their hands on a Tantus Rumble, and some who even bought into the crowd funded toy up front.  If cash was in more surplus supply here, then I may well have done so myself. Fortunately for M and I, we were chosen, as part of the Lovehoney sextoy tester scheme to test and review the Tantus Rumble.

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