A while ago now, I had correspondence with a small sexual wellness company you may not have heard of. Desirables.ca are based in Canada, and have something a little different for you. We were chatting about products that subsmissives might review, when the subject of their Vegan Massage Candle arose. The conversation went a little like this: Read More
My love of Pizza is well known, but perhaps what is not quite so well publicised is my adoration of another Italian delicacy – gelato. So when System JO released a gelato inspired range of lubes, I just had to have some, and fortunately, they said yes to sending me some in exchange for review.
The nature of the names isn’t the only consistent factor as regards MEO lubes – they all also come in a rather smart black bottle, and yep, EZ2Fuck is no exception. One thing that is also for sure is that, thanks to MEO, I’m sorted for lube for a good while yet. Read More
I find myself in the awkward position of needing to type a word I wouldn’t usually use, but here goes. This is my review of the MEO ManCunt Hybrid lube. There, I said it, and the world’s still turning so it’s not all bad.
I’m in two places simultaneously with this lube – which means I like it, what with my love of the word juxtaposition. The first Read More
Licx are a young British company, aiming to take care of your sexual wellbeing needs. They proudly proclaim to be a British company selling British made products, furthermore they love feedback! They recently sent me a package for review. Licx Closer Intimate Wipes are the subject of my first review from the package.
The wipes come in a pack of ten, and, at a casual glance could easily be a pack of make-up remover wipes. The packaging proclaims natural ingredients and British manufacturing. Typical of many wipes, the colouring is pastel green and white. Clearly we are being conditioned by the admen to associate these colours with cleanliness.
FUCKSLUT the bottle proudly proclaims. From Anal Virgin to Butt Slut in Seconds it continues.
It’s pretty clear this lube isn’t your regular lube that’s trying to look innocently like any other cosmetic sitting on your shelf. Black bottle, modern bold lettering, no this bottle is bucking the trend. It’s for no-nonsense kinksters who want what it says on the label.
What’s not so clear is that this is a silicone based lube; it is there for all to see in the minute small print on the back, but it isn’t immediately obvious.
The bottle comes sealed in a tear-off plastic shrink-wrap, which in a change for its type, I actually had zero problem finding the end of. Flick up the lid, and you’re ready to rock (or FUCK!) Read More