25 Feb

which satisfyer is best? satisfyer comparison & guide

A while ago, we reviewed the Satisfyer Pro 2, and we absolutely loved it and had no hesitation in recommending it to all and sundry. The company behind that toy has now released 4 new Satisfyer models, bringing your choices to 5 Satisfyers.  But, which Satisfyer is best?  In the words of a certain bald, oversize-collared comedian, there’s only one way to find out

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26 Oct

Bound Nubuck Leather Heart Shaped Crop

I dunno about you, but I associate nubuck with my teen years, and that means the nineties (yes I am that old).  The Bound Nubuck Leather Heart Shaped Crop however is truly a fine piece of kit that my teen self would have had absolutely no clue over what it was.  We possess several crops already, but when sextoys.co.uk offered me this to review, I jumped at the chance.


My package from sextoys.co.uk arrived safely, discreetly and quickly.  I had to take my machete-like utility knife to get into the well-sealed bag, but when I finally did get through the packaging, I set eyes on the goodies within and immediately asked M to invoke the spank test.


“Tomorrow”, she said.


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31 May

His Nipple Kit from CalEx

I absolutely love a spot of nipple play, but so few toys are designed for the male nipple, so I was really excited when sextoys.co.uk sent me the Cal Exotics His Nipple Kit to review.


This was to be my first delivery from sextoys.co.uk, and I was super pleased when His Nipple Kit arrived in a plain white box that was the very epitome of discretion.  Good job, sextoys people!! Read More

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